Me Voy a Colombia Hoy

My friend Richard is going to see my ex-wife in Poland this week. He´s been commissioned to tell her that I´m having regular sex in her absence.

This from Spike: go to Google, type in ´Failure´ and press ´I´m Feeling Lucky´.

If you know me: where were you when I needed you?! I´ll have a new Colombian number from tomorrow which I´ll email to you, but I can still receive messages on my Spanish number.