Lesbian?

Accosted by the transexual *again* last night and again, mincing, squealing, air-kissing. Everyone was staring at me. After declining the kind offer to buy her a drink, I was nudged by a Chinese girl with limited English:

'You know she lesbian?'

Which, for no good reason, reminds me of that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch, 'Cancer'. Remember it? Where they list dozens of people, all of whom are dying of cancer:

I've got cancer of the wife
Only that? Well listen, I've got cancer of the house.

Like me dear old mum used to say when she was still alive, you can't beat a good cancer gag.