My Brush With Dick

A transexual made a pass at me last night and not at all discreetly. Right in the middle of the club in full view of everyone. I don't think there was any inter-tongue contact, but it was a close shave, so to speak. Despite being very drunk I think I handled a difficult situation very well by breaking her nose and screaming 'get off me you freak of nature'. Just kidding. I'm working on her cousin (who is all woman in case you were wondering) so I may have been overly friendly in the past.

Sent all kinds of text messages last night too to people I shouldn't. Gotta stop that.

Saw the Brazilians again last night. I fully plan to do my bit for Macau-Brazil relations but was a little traumatised by my brush with transexuality to start a conversation in Portugeuse.