Way to go, Paul!

My mate Paul has just added himself to the list of my mates who have super sperm (a list headed by Dave - seemingly he only has to look you straight in the eye and he'll inpregnate you). Him and his missus have just had a baby boy! Wooty woot. Little Baby G has the HTML header of Elias. Paul, is that ELias or eLIas?

Paul, I don't know when you sent the email but it may have taken me a little while to get to it. You see, it was sandwiched between 'Ebonies Fucking in Ass' and 'Oriental Shemale Posing'.

Paul is one of those all-round good-looking, successful, intelligent, driven, charming, complete-wanker types. As if his life couldn't get any more perfect, he's releasing his first album with AGK in September.

Tosser.