Truths and Confessions

• Eminem is better than you think.
  
• I´m not
  
• You really should be drunk in Rio at 10pm, you´ll get yourself into trouble. And I did.
  
• Even ugly girls in Brazil are gorgeous
  
• Before you ogle someone in Rio, remember you might have to spend the night with her.
  
• I once told someone I was a writer.
  
• I frequently tell people I only speak German. Twice last night.
  
• A woman´s sexiest feature is always her smile. Unless of course she has big tits, then it´s her Big Tits.
  
• Brazilian Funk is God´s music.
  
• I´m the shyest person I know.
  
• I give much more than I receive.
  
• I´m not that good at receiving.
  
• The unedited version of this is much better.
  
• If I was twice as good looking my life would be five times better.
  
• I have impeccable instincts.
  
• Some people look better standing up, some sitting down. Me? I´m a stand up guy.